The Mad Stoner Iron-On Mayhem Patch jersey This vibrant red hat proudly

This vibrant red hat proudly bears the rallying cry

and a hockey stick gripped like he’s ready to throw hands or pass the puff

redesigned in a vibrant Miami Vice aesthetic that brings a touch of neon nightlife to this classic home kit

This 5 panel cap keeps it simple with a heart-and-leaf logo front and center

Made with lightweight cotton and a flattering skater silhouette

The Mad Stoner Iron-On Mayhem Patch jersey This vibrant red hat proudlySlap this beast onto your battle vest, denim jacket, backpack, or your least favorite authority figure. Featuring The Mad Stoner logo in blood red metal madness, this patch says, Yes, I do like my riffs heavy and my lungs heavier. Perfect for concerts, smoke sessions, or intimidating squares at the farmers market. Just iron it on and instantly increase your THC to fabric ratio. Warning: May cause involuntary headbanging and unsolicited joint passing.